Saturday, September 5, 2015

10 ways to get any video and website super popular

Disclaimer this is parody.

This guide will totally tell you how to popularize yourself and all the content you make, weather it be a website, blog, youtube video, vine, vimeo, newgrounds, fliiby, and much much much more.


10: Give away/ contests
Have a give away of something people really want, or not what they want but put the word free, and give away, and contest on it and people will come storming into it.

9: How To
Create how to's, tutorials, and various demonstrations on how to do pretty much any thing, the more unique it is the worse it will get in views unless it is something that will eventually be popular like hooking up X game pad to Y device, or something like that. Or you can simply make how to turn on a computer video and some how tell them how to view the video that they are watching while they view the video.

8: Create top 10 lists
This is simple, just look at this page for a example as it is basically a how to mixed with a top 10 format.

7: Regurgitate news/ articles/ medias
This is the act of repeating what another source said, adding one or two bits of comments and maybe possibly providing citation, remember it isn't plagiarism when it's clearly plagiarism.

6: See Monkey Do Monkey
When you see something that is popular on the internet, copy it, word for word, bit from bit, and maybe one day you will realize the empty husk of a body you have from doing this but till then cash in on what exactly others are doing down to the tear, and remember 7.

5: Commentations is easy
Commentations is a skill, a art, something anyone can do, but why bother trying to do it well when you can simply just play the footage, not cite it at all, and just have people watch already popular videos with your face appearing followed by laughing, maybe a joke you took out of a joke book or popular joke you heard before, telling people to follow, subscribe, friend, share, tweet, and view whore your "new creative master piece" out.

4:Parody that isn't parody
Make "Parody"'s of popular works, this is always fun, but hey don't because that takes effort. Instead just slightly alter the work and there you go, slap the word parody on it and hey you have "New content", that is totally yours not anyone else's.

3: Create "Relevent" Titles
You see there is an art to doing a Title for anything, and well if you have it relate to your topic well that might not be pleasing if it is boring. So why not fluff it up. Lie to your viewers on what they are about to view, and heck just tease them within your content about it is that they are looking for with very little effort. This will surely gain your much more views.

2:E-Beg for views
You see many people on the internet grow and expand their audiences by either being adored or hated, when you e-beg for anything you upset both, and get both, if not you just get angry viewers rightfully so if you are not famous enough.

1: Become Famous
You see only the elite select few can become "famous" by becoming famous you are now entitled to DEMAND your viewers give you not only their attention so you can gain ad-revenue based off many of the previous steps, but you can beg your fans for money and lie through your teeth about costs, and play like you are poorer than the average one of them. You could be famous for anything, literally anything. How to become famous you might be asking yourself well you will have to read my non-existent book "How to Become Famous and Beg for Money" for only 123123123123123.12 souls because if I knew the real answer I wouldn't be making this top 10.

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